You Know You Are Bosnian When...

¾       A couple of days really means a week or so

¾       You despise your cousin who's going out with an unproforac [a member of the UNPROFOR peacekeeping force]

¾       You don't speak to your cousins who support "Željo" [one of the two Sarajevo Premier Soccer League teams]

¾       Your father refers to all politicians with djubrad [trash], lopovi [thieves], and kriminalci [criminals]

¾       Your mother threatens you with Samo čekaj dok ti se babo vrati kući! [Wait till your dad comes home!]

¾       Your neighbor comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

¾       Your parents tell you that they had you AND your sister/brother when they were your age

¾       You're 6 and your father sends you out to buy him Drina [a brand of cigarettes] and Sarajevsko beer.